CARBON FOOTPRINT

Every week, John Carbon, leader of the PsyBorgs, brings audiences from around the world advice that can be applied to everyday life. 

"Water!"

The heroic John Carbon advises audiences about the effects of using too much water. Brought to you by The PsyBorgs! (coming soon) with additional support from:

The Doof Cooper Memorial Sun n' Squirt Water Gun Festival

"Teachers!"

The wonderful John Carbon, leader of the PsyBorgs, explains to the world how important our educators are.
Brought to you by The PsyBorgs! (coming soon) with additional support from:

Diabetics Anonymous
Trash for Tots
and 911 Learning

"Video Cassette Blues!"

The irreplaceable John Carbon, leader of the PsyBorgs, warns friends across the globe to make sure they rewind their cassette tapes.
Brought to you by The PsyBorgs! (coming soon) with additional support from:

Fletcher's of Canada
The Girls and Girl's Club
and Atticus Peck, LLP

"Psports make you pstrong!"

The indelible John Carbon, leader of the PsyBorgs, knows that there's always more to someone than meets the eye.
Brought to you by The PsyBorgs! (coming soon) with additional support from:

Broken-Necks Remand Clinic for Villains
and The Championopolis West Stake Young Men's Presidency

"Psuper heroes need love too, psometimes."

The passionate John Carbon, leader of the PsyBorgs, descends into a pit of despair after being reminded of the death of a loved one.
Brought to you by The PsyBorgs! (coming soon) with additional support from:
 

Diamond Lou Phillip's Used Cadillac Emporium
Bear Hunts for Girls and Boys
and The Filet o' Fish Foundation

"Pstay psafe out there!"

The lean John Carbon, leader of the PsyBorgs, knows that a good squat keeps your body in peak physical condition.
Brought to you by The PsyBorgs! (coming soon) with additional support from:

Doctor Cowboy's Pony Show Classic
and The Championopolis Chess Club for Amputees